Just a funny!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
(DUHHHH!!!) I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and
that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out
of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her). Horrified, she asked
if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up
in the hospital.

I said "Oh NO! I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me." I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to
have to be carried out.